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Mitt Romney Was Here But Now He's Gone

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Her Majesties Best Request

THE URBAN SURREALIST

I feel the need for psychic incense and circulative air conditioning. To be as a hothouse tomato, cool but not blue. The cucumber is not welcome in my water, but that is beside the point. The rainbow is not an arch but a circle, ignore the imaginary line between the sun and your head. The colors are at my door and the postman wears a hat, this is how I know my eyes are open. To draw a conclusion is to never lift the pencil from the paper. Nothing means to end, it just gave up long ago, yet still goes on. On to the next line with my half-circle cup in front of me. 

Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Space

I Am Iron Man!  http://news.yahoo.com/nazi-acquired-buddha-statue-came-space-172319961.html

Mitt Romney's Five-Point Plan.

Mitt Romney announced today that his initial five-point plan is excessive and should be reduced to maybe three, or even less. Once elected president, he promised to cut the number drastically but would not specify which ones would be eliminated. "I think five is just too much, maybe even four times more than it should be" said Romney, which left a number of pundits scrambling for their pocket calculators. Just how many points are in jeopardy remains unclear. The five-point plan, which was unveiled while no one was looking, seemed to contain specifics as to Romney's plan for economic, moral and god-knows-what recovery, but seems to have lost ground to stories of obesity and a Nazi-acquired statue carved from a meteorite. When asked about this latest news-breaking story, Romney responded that it "sounds pretty nutty, I think somebody just made this stuff up..."