This character has seen his share of good times. That is if you consider waking up on the floor of a '71 Pinto reeking of vodka, paint thinner and burnt monkey hair a good time. That is how I found him (no, it wasn't my car - but the door was open and things looked ugly in there). I took him home, ran him through several heavy wash and spin cycles with bleach, and this is how he came out. Rather fluffy and self satisfied. Actually I don't think he ever sobered up, but it suits him. Some of his favorite things include: AC/DC played at maximum volume, anything with an alcohol content above 10%, random solvents, crack and cheap sugary snacks. He is a liability, but I've had him treated with fire retardant. Give it up for Monkey!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Introducing Monkey.
This character has seen his share of good times. That is if you consider waking up on the floor of a '71 Pinto reeking of vodka, paint thinner and burnt monkey hair a good time. That is how I found him (no, it wasn't my car - but the door was open and things looked ugly in there). I took him home, ran him through several heavy wash and spin cycles with bleach, and this is how he came out. Rather fluffy and self satisfied. Actually I don't think he ever sobered up, but it suits him. Some of his favorite things include: AC/DC played at maximum volume, anything with an alcohol content above 10%, random solvents, crack and cheap sugary snacks. He is a liability, but I've had him treated with fire retardant. Give it up for Monkey!
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2 comments:
welcome monkey.
it's a crazy world here, but perhaps tame given your roots.
George, have you tried that bottle of absinthe? We have one too and I have been reading about it, and I think it will have flavors that I might enjoy. Plus are there special techniques to the consumption?
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