Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Monkey's Words of Advice to Sarah Palin.


I'm not the smartest Monkey, but I have some experience. Look, it's not too late to call in sick. I've done it lots of times. Just say you had some food poisoning. Blame it on Dominoes, or Jack-In-The-Box... do they have those in Alaska? Or, you could say the moose ate your debate primer. If I were you, I'd just party it up and pass out on TV. Jagermeister and painkillers should do the trick, call me. Hey, I like the Maverick, does it have an eight-track?

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