Gay Cosmic Debris vs Paul Ryan

During a speech today reiterating his opposition to marriage equality, Paul Ryan claimed that preventing gay marriage is a "Universal Human Value." Given the enormity of such a statement I thought it only fair to ask Gay Cosmic Debris how they felt about it. In the interest of full disclosure I should make it clear that Gay Cosmic Debris is a non-human entity. "Gay Cosmic Debris, how do you respond to the statememt by Paul Ryan, and by association, the Romney Campaign, that marriage should be between a man and a woman?" "What? That is offensive in so many ways... Are you serious? Humans have no 'Universal Value' and you know it. Get the fuck out of here!!"