Am I the last real Conservative? Damn those aisle-cross-dressing Republicans! They are as bad as brie-eating poodles with Perrier in their water bowls. Give me a hambone and a rain-puddle any day. And those Liberal Condo dogs just want to coddle Terriers. They don't get it! If those Poodles and Dachshunds don't like it here they can go back where they came from - and take your silly pink sweaters with you! Same goes for those freeloading Chihuahuas. Why should we pay for them to have puppies and eat Tacos while the rest of us chase squirrels and eat crap? I say we send all those whining lap dogs off to fight Terriers and Hounds in Afghanistan! I'm staying right here in my own back yard where it's safe.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Angry Conservative Bulldog.
Am I the last real Conservative? Damn those aisle-cross-dressing Republicans! They are as bad as brie-eating poodles with Perrier in their water bowls. Give me a hambone and a rain-puddle any day. And those Liberal Condo dogs just want to coddle Terriers. They don't get it! If those Poodles and Dachshunds don't like it here they can go back where they came from - and take your silly pink sweaters with you! Same goes for those freeloading Chihuahuas. Why should we pay for them to have puppies and eat Tacos while the rest of us chase squirrels and eat crap? I say we send all those whining lap dogs off to fight Terriers and Hounds in Afghanistan! I'm staying right here in my own back yard where it's safe.
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