When I'm trying to chill-out late at night, these nutty news guys with human hair start saying stuff and I'm all "What the *%$@#"? Last night I kept hearing "The Elite" this and "The Elite" that. I guess these "Elitists" are the reason John McCain is not looking very good - but I thought it was because he's old and weird. Anyway, I got tired of feeling dumb, so I got out the big book to figure it out. Now I'm more confused than I was before happy hour yesterday. Here's what I found out : " The elite — a select group of people with outstanding personal abilities, intellect, wealth, specialized training or experience, or other distinctive attributes — are those whose views on a matter are to be taken the most seriously or carry the most weight; whose views and/or actions are most likely to be constructive to society as a whole; or whose extraordinary skills, abilities or wisdom render them especially fit to govern." So, whose s'possed to be President? The news guys are called "Media Elitists", but I'm not voting for a guy with hair like that. So is Obama the Elitist? If he is, then he's the guy who knows what's up! McCain must be further gone than I thought. I'm going to have a few cocktails and call Sarah Palin. At least she say's dumb stuff I can understand.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monkey's Defining Moment.
When I'm trying to chill-out late at night, these nutty news guys with human hair start saying stuff and I'm all "What the *%$@#"? Last night I kept hearing "The Elite" this and "The Elite" that. I guess these "Elitists" are the reason John McCain is not looking very good - but I thought it was because he's old and weird. Anyway, I got tired of feeling dumb, so I got out the big book to figure it out. Now I'm more confused than I was before happy hour yesterday. Here's what I found out : " The elite — a select group of people with outstanding personal abilities, intellect, wealth, specialized training or experience, or other distinctive attributes — are those whose views on a matter are to be taken the most seriously or carry the most weight; whose views and/or actions are most likely to be constructive to society as a whole; or whose extraordinary skills, abilities or wisdom render them especially fit to govern." So, whose s'possed to be President? The news guys are called "Media Elitists", but I'm not voting for a guy with hair like that. So is Obama the Elitist? If he is, then he's the guy who knows what's up! McCain must be further gone than I thought. I'm going to have a few cocktails and call Sarah Palin. At least she say's dumb stuff I can understand.
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