Some Loons and Coots in my pond district have been advocating "alternate lifestyle choices." I strongly disagree - marriage should be between a Duck and a Drake. It's a slippery shoreline when one allows this kind of freestyle activity. Everything was fine before the Canadian Geese showed up, spreading their secular wings over our sacred wetlands. Studies show they tend to be liberals and alarmists, and they have a thing for ducklings. Their hysterical squawking about global warming is tiresome. If they don't like the water they can go back to Canada where they belong. Remember me on Election Day, and if you care about eradication of invasive species (you know who you are), eliminating restrictive regulations like the Endangered Species Act and the Environmental Protection Agency, as well as supporting traditional family values... I'm your Duck!
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