Republican Representative "Closeted Queer Duck" was apprehended today in his district's pond for lewd behavior. Caught in a compromising position with a decoy, Rep. Duck quickly denied all guilt, claiming he was soliciting votes. When it was pointed out that the decoy was made of wood and registered as an Independent, Duck blamed a "Canadian Conspiracy" and threw his Tiara at reporters. Duck has since posted bail and is unavailable for offers, or comment.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Duck Outed In Decoy Sting.
Republican Representative "Closeted Queer Duck" was apprehended today in his district's pond for lewd behavior. Caught in a compromising position with a decoy, Rep. Duck quickly denied all guilt, claiming he was soliciting votes. When it was pointed out that the decoy was made of wood and registered as an Independent, Duck blamed a "Canadian Conspiracy" and threw his Tiara at reporters. Duck has since posted bail and is unavailable for offers, or comment.
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