Friday, August 22, 2008

Monkey Predicts Election:

I'll get right to the point, 'cause it's Friday night. OK, John McCain was a hero in the Civil War. He was in that mini-series on PBS, but I passed out after about three days and missed the end, so I'm not sure if he won or not. Barrack Obama is underage, but I guess he drinks lattes and it makes him pretty smart. Anyway, I heard somewhere that the one who dies with the most houses wins. But I like the coffee guy best, even if he's smarter than me. Gotta go, it's two for one Absinthe night.

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