This colorful character began life as a so-so white (not great) member of the infamous shark family. One night during the late 90's, he was trolling for snacks off the coast of Miami Beach when he sensed a repetitive bass beat emanating from a private yacht several miles off shore. As he cruised in for a closer look, he became entranced by the sound of thumping techno and began circling the boat. Revelers hung over the railings to watch him go 'round, and he enjoyed the attention very much. Suddenly, one of shark's best friends, Rogue Wave, rolled up and tipped the entire party overboard. Intoxicated by the beats and wowed by the many floating florescent accessories, shark went on an unprecedented snacking frenzy. When it was over he had devoured most of the passengers - including the DJ, all the techno records, the sound system, the light show, a dozen vegan brownies and a boatload of ecstasy. It took a week for the glowsticks to get unstuck from between his teeth. Today he is a changed shark - he's become illuminated. To celebrate his raised consciousness, he changed his name to Rave Shark. He enjoys all night swims and chilling out to whale song in the morning.
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